Post random jokes here.
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A man puts a sign outside shop, the sign says:
Need a helper!
Need someone who is good at tidying desks.
Need someone who can type skillfully with a keyboard
Need someone who can speak another language.
10 minutes later, a dog enters his office. The man says "Shoo, your not welcome here! The only people who are welcome here are the people auditioning for my assistant."
The dog then points to the sign with his paw. The man says "auditioning eh, can you tidy a desk?"
The dog jumps on his desk and jumps off. The mans papers are in a neat pile. The man is surprised, he then points to a typewriter. The dog jumps on his chair and types a paper in a few seconds with no typing mistakes. The man is even more surprised, he then says "can you speak any other languages?"
The dog said "Miaow."
To be honest, when i first heard that joke, I found it a little funny, just a little. Now, I find it boring.
Subject: Weird Jokes! 
Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:46 am
, i told it a little wrong but it did have effect 
